Nine Posthumous Poems

A comic posthumous poem recounting a series of absurd mishaps with farm animals.

A comic posthumous poem depicting an ordinary, pleasant first date told in flat, deadpan style.

A comic, dark posthumous poem structured as a circular argument between a husband and wife about leaving each other.

A comic posthumous poem in which the speaker wakes inexplicably in a stranger's bed and stays for breakfast.

A comic posthumous poem about pulling a mysterious, possibly dangerous beetle off the speaker's head.

A comic posthumous poem about a lakeside cabin retreat and a false sighting of a dead body in the water.

A comic posthumous poem describing a disoriented, surreal morning haunted by an unseen spirit.

A comic posthumous poem about a spaceship sighting that triggers an escalating, absurd police response.

A comic posthumous poem in which a sick office worker drives home into a surreal, tropical version of his own city.